May 2013
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
queenacrossthewaters:
when you click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click
theyellowbrickroad:
I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time
deathofadeity:
iamwizz:
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
understandablydumb:
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
mpreggies:
my whole life consists of choosing between saying something meaningful and deep or making a bad joke
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS