queenacrossthewaters:

when you click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click

theyellowbrickroad:

I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time

deathofadeity:

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

Half of tumblr finally gets laid

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

mpreggies:

my whole life consists of choosing between saying something meaningful and deep or making a bad joke